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\n"; return; } fputs($fp, "GET " . $url_parts['path'] . "?" . @$url_parts['query'] . " HTTP/1.0\r\n" ."Host: " . $url_parts['host'] . "\r\n" ."User-Agent: Drew's RSS Reader 0.1\r\n" ."Connection: Close\r\n\r\n"); while(!feof($fp)) { $rss_data .= @fgets($fp, 1024); } list(, $rss_data) = explode("\r\n\r\n", $rss_data, 2); $output = @fopen($this->data_directory . "/$filename", "w+"); if(!$output) { return $rss_data; } else { flock($output, LOCK_EX); fputs($output, $rss_data); flock($output, LOCK_UN); fclose($output); } } //update return file_get_contents($this->data_directory . "/$filename"); } /* void */ function parse_feed() { preg_match("/(.*?)<\/title>/", $this->content, $title); $this->feed_title = @$title[1]; preg_match("/<link>(.*?)<\/link>/", $this->content, $link); $this->feed_link = @$link[1]; preg_match("/<description>(.*?)<\/description>/", $this->content, $description); $this->feed_description = @$description[1]; preg_match_all("/<item[^>]*>(.*?)<\/item>/s", $this->content, $items); if (sizeof($items[0]) == 0) { echo "No item elements found in rss feed.<br />\n"; } for($i = 0; $i < sizeof($items[0]); ++$i) { preg_match_all("/(?:<([\w:]*)[^>]*>(?:<!\[CDATA\[)?(.*?)(?:]]>)?<\/\\1>)+?/si", preg_replace("/<item[^>]*>/", "", $items[0][$i]), $elements); for($j = 0; $j < sizeof($elements[0]); ++$j) { $elements[1][$j] = str_replace(":", "__", $elements[1][$j]); //regex fix for items with : like dc:date $this->rss[$i][$elements[1][$j]] = trim(html_entity_decode($elements[2][$j])); } } } /* void */ function show() { if($this->my_html == "") { $this->show_html(); } else { $this->show_user_html(); } } function show_html() { $show = (sizeof($this->rss) > $this->num_to_show ? $this->num_to_show : sizeof($this->rss)); for($i = 0; $i < $show; ++$i) { echo "- <a href=\"{$this->rss[$i]['link']}\" target=\"_new\">{$this->rss[$i]['title']}</a><br />\n"; } } function show_user_html() { $show = (sizeof($this->rss) > $this->num_to_show ? $this->num_to_show : sizeof($this->rss)); for($i = 0; $i < $show; ++$i) { extract($this->rss[$i]); $item = preg_replace("/#\{([^}]+)}/e", "$\\1", $this->my_html); echo $item; } } } // end class $url = "http://www.justinpfister.com/gnewsfeed.php?q=Work&lang=en&ned=us"; $show = 2; $html = "#{title}<br />#{description}<br />"; $update = 1; $rss = new rss_parser($url, $show, $html, $update); $url = "http://search.news.yahoo.com/usns/ynsearch/categories/47/index.html?p=Work"; $show = 2; $html = "#{title}<br />#{description}<br />"; $update = 1; $rss = new rss_parser($url, $show, $html, $update); ?> <p class="main"> </p> </td><td valign="top" align="left" width="18%"> <table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td valign="top" width="125"> <p align="center" Class="Heading"><b> <a href="http://www.work-tips.info/12">Sign up!</a> </b> </p> <hr> <form name="NEWSLETTER" action="http://www.work-tips.info/12/formmail.php" method="post"> <input type="hidden" value="shak" name="recipient"> <input type="hidden" value="newsletter" name="page"> <input type="hidden" value="Newsletter Signup" name="subject"> <input type="hidden" value="http://www.work-tips.info/12/newsletters/confirm.html" name="redirect"> <p class="Heading" align="center"><b><i>Sign up for the Work   newsletter!</i></b><br> <p class="main" align="center">Enter Email Address Here:</p> <p align="center"> <input size="14" maxlength="59" name="email" class="textbox"> <input type="hidden" value="email" name="required"> <input id="submit1" type="submit" value=" Subscribe " name="submit1" class="boxlook"> </p> </p> </form> <hr> <p align="center"> </p> </td> </tr> </table> </td></tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </center> </div> <center> <p></p> <p class="nav"> <a href="http://www.work-tips.info/12"> Home </a>    <a href="http://www.work-tips.info/12/newsletters/">Work Articles </a>    <a href="http://www.work-tips.info/12/work/"> Work Links </a> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://www.clicktoys.co.uk/help/asrep/record.php"></script> <noscript><img width="1" height="1" border="0" src="http://www.clicktoys.co.uk/help/asrep/record.php?rep=v&transport=img"></noscript> </p> </center> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.work-tips.info">WORK Home</a></p> </body> </html>